Bob picked up a chick at the local bar, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. “What’s the matter?! Didn’t I satisfy you when I banged you?” he asked. “It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble,” said the angry woman. “In your sleep, you felt my tits and mumbled, ‘What perfect headlights.’ Then you felt my thighs and murmured, ‘what a smooth finish.'”
“What’s wrong with that?” asked Bob. “Nothing, but then you felt my pussy and yelled, ‘who the fuck left the shop door open!”
Dont forget to follow the Twisted Throttle at https://insanethrottleinternational.wordpress.com/ for News in the Biker World and the Sexy Pin Up of the Day
Visit us on Twitter @Topfuelabd or https://www.facebook.com/twistedthrottlelifestyle
For more of Biker Bobs Jokes of the Day you can go to https://www.facebook.com/Biker-Bobs-place-680490412043249/
Insane Throttle Biker News 